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The year is 198X... or maybe 202X? Time flows differently near VC firms.
You've arrived in the neon glow of Silicon Valley armed with a revolutionary idea (probably), questionable coding skills, and a dwindling bank account.
Can you navigate the treacherous world of funding rounds, buzzword bingo, pivot panics, and free office snacks to build the next unicorn? Or will you crash and burn like so many before you?